Minggu, 07 Desember 2014

DO NOT DISTURB : BEING SUICIDE

Me:  Excuse me,  sir,  can you....

A man who stand on the outskirts of the bridge:  please,  dont stop me.

Me:  Oh,  okay!

A  Man:  Okay?  You will not stop
me?

Me:  Nope!

A  Man:  Why not?

Me:  What the bussiness?  I just want to take a photo.

A Man:  Hah?

Me:  Listen. Look at the mix of reddish sky that dominates the slopes,  rock until the steels of bridge. This painting i wanted to capture by camera. But one that block it.  That is you!

A Man:  Do you understand what i'm doing?

Me:  Yes.  You blocked my perfect photo object.

A Man:  Do you see it,  dont you?

Me:  Flip -flops?

A Man:  Nooo!!  This is.  It bound in my right leg.

Me:  Oh,  that paper?  Why?

A Man:  Why?  You greeted someone who stand on the outskirts of the bridge with - and this is not a paper - this is a letter in laminated,  bound in the leg.
Dont you think it's weird?

Me:  Not really.

A Man:  Are you reporter,  arent you?  Oh,  you are not.  That is digital camera,  right?

Me:  Cannon Powershot A70.  It's beautifull,  right? I bought it last week.

A Man:  Dont you think if i possiblely  intend being suicide?

Me:  Of course.

A Man : So,  why you dont tried to stopped me?

Me:  But you said "dont ", right?

A Man:  Didnt important what i've to  said.  But you wont   right?

Me:  Yes,  i wont!
A Man:  Why?

Me:  Why you want to know?

A Man:  Heh!  I am want being suicide.  And I have to know why there are people who don't want to stop me!

Me:  Suicide is your choose, right?  Whatever! 

A Man:  Then!  See?

Me:  Eh?  No.  See what?

A Man:  I've bored with a world where the humans was unreasonable.  I will suicide as a protest.

Me:  So polite you give that stuff by your leg!

A Man:  Oh,  now you more care about manner? Do I before jump have your permission first?

Me:  I can't read,  sir. Your writes like scribble.

A Man:  Don't joke!!  I read it for you.  'Sorry!  I can't stand anymore.  I've tired.  World.... 
Why you laughing?

Me:  Nope.  I was looking for seamless way to talk that your writing like elementary school created.  But I know,  if you offended,  you will suicide.

A Man:  Ha. Ha. What an elementary school?

Me: Come on... "sorry!  I can't stand anymore ". Better you don't have to suicide.  It's not bad to be example for a childrens about how important then education it is.

A Man: Are you looking for trouble?

Me:  No.  I was looked for my photo object who impossible I take anymore.  Damn it! 
( Step to go )

A Man:  Heh.  Where are you going?

Me:  not your bussiness!

A Man:  Hei.  Hei. 

Me : What??!!

A Man:  The photo will not good.  The blacklight too big,  that can damage of photo results.

Me;  Everyone also knows.  Just use otomatic function,  that's all.

A Man:  That's wrong.  You better used manual focus if you want to take the photo of landscape.
Auto focus relying on the subject contrast and only lead to the brightness,  middle And details.  You are too lazy to know,  if the corner from here too sharp.  You must come down first to get a better view.

Me:  Ahh,  I am....

A Man:  You are the type of person who finger itch,  just want zoom subject then capture it from highest.

Me:  What's wrong with that?

A Man:  High and space of camera can take a big effect to perspective as clarity of the subject and the background is too prominent.  Also zoom,  can be functioned more than cut the frame,  you know?

Me:  What do you mean?

A Man:  Essentially,  better You sale that camera and looking for another hobbies who suit with you.  Fishing,  the example.  In the murky water I guess.

Me: Who is looking for trouble now?

A Man:  You're welcome.
(Jump )
( Hearing shrill sound and object collided )

Me:  Damn it!! 
(Leaving with annoyed )

Donna ( 655 words )
Translated by tamie  ^_^v